1. Snooki's Taint

    I’ve got a cumshot joke around here somewhere. Give me a sec.

  2. CrashHell

    …so Prince Harry is Master Chief?!? PLOT TWIST!!!

  3. Vladimir

    …there’s always a black mannequin in a bullet proof vest and face shield in the background saying it all with his eyes.

  4. “Why am I being followed by that Robocop dude?”

  5. oh man that guy in the background just scared the crap out of me til i went back and read the caption

  6. Pine Table Fever

    Finally, he thought, I can put into use the single thing years of army and Royal protocol taught me – never relax around blacks.

  7. I never really realized how racist the Royals were until I saw the headgear they make black people wear around them.

  8. “Are you saying, Ensign, that the shields have failed AGAIN? Don’t you know who I am?”

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