I wonder which end gets the shock when that defibrillator goes off.
When I think about me, I touch myself..
I thought it was Anthony Kiedis, then I remembered it wasn’t 1992.
Good thing he’s got that cowlick, otherwise he’d look like a total douche.
His dickorette patch isn’t working.
How the fuck does this guy have a paying audience?
People love assholery.
k but his popcorn commercial
Great body but can we switch out the head?
Nice body. With a different haircut, and no makeup, he’d be pretty fine.
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Criss Angel shooting an episode of his show in Las Vegas. (May 9, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News, WENN