1. tlmck

    I wonder which end gets the shock when that defibrillator goes off.

  2. baked

    When I think about me, I touch myself..

  3. I thought it was Anthony Kiedis, then I remembered it wasn’t 1992.

  4. Good thing he’s got that cowlick, otherwise he’d look like a total douche.

  5. Jenn

    His dickorette patch isn’t working.

  6. How the fuck does this guy have a paying audience?

  7. k but his popcorn commercial

  8. Miss Molly

    Great body but can we switch out the head?

  9. Andie

    Nice body. With a different haircut, and no makeup, he’d be pretty fine.

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