superficial

  1. John

    god I love Herman Munster

  2. Snooki's Taint

    Seriously? The Bunga Bunga parties are over?

  3. pootie tang

    knick knack paddy whack, give an old dog a bone.

  4. bamf

    my wife has a big bush, no seriously, it’s this big!

  5. John Travolta

    This guy get’s no pussy. What a libtard douchebag.

  6. “Hello-a Meester Prima Minister.

    Ah, you no toucha me here!”

  7. Fredical

    “Bitches love my hand jive!”

  8. Joe Blow

    Glad-hands? Really?

  9. Now available – Politician Ken. Trophy Wife Barbie sold separately.

  10. That is the whitest hambone I have ever seen!

  11. “Get ready to feel the BANG!”

  12. Don Draper's Dad

    Shuck and Jive, Johnny Boy! Shuck and Jive!

  13. “So good to see you, Mr. Prime Minister. Bring your daughter over and she can sit right here while you and I chat.”

  14. “If you’re not down with that, I got two words for you.”

  15. Hmmm

    At last, proof that the Humpty Hump is a valid tool in International Relations.

  16. Someone should tell him jive died out in the 80s.

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