I thought we only had to worry about the faultlines in Japan.
And her face froze that way forever more.
dirty old whore
Madonna forgets to close her eyes when the Ark is opened.
I hear she’s up for the role of Skeletor in the new He-Man movie.
Dude, she is SO much better looking than Madonna…… Just saying
Like you wouldn’t freak!!
Hard to believe there’s an entire franchise based around the idea that 20-something men will let this thing anywhere near their dick
“A double anal scene?? You’ve got to be ki – I’LL DO IT”
Nice to see John Kassir’s working again
Gotta love an obscure Cryptkeeper reference. Well done!!
Wasn’t sure anyone would get it – TY for validating my faith :D
I bet its like sticking your dick into a leather-bagged vacuum cleaner
why is there a pic of Lindsay Lohan on here?
HBO is bringing back Tales From the Crypt? AWESOME!
I like it! A real face that hasn’t been botoxed and pulled to insane lengths.
She’s admitted that she uses “a little botox”, so bitch needs to get a refund STAT!.
the face of promiscuity has never been less appealing.
She’s such a “Miranda”.
fitting, because it feels like this photo is violating my civil rights.
The moment I looked at that picture I immediately thought of that scream painting.
i would rather a dingo ate my face than cougar up with this thing.
MFS – proof positive you needed that disclaimer on the pre-approved penis rides
she looks like gina davis in beetlejuice when they have the life sucked out of them
Is that a hepes sore on her lower lip?
So Christie Brinkley pitches a few tents and now it’s “Women in their 50s Week?” Really? C’mahn.
I looked and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hell was following close behind him.
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