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  1. cc

    Hmph, no shit on face, clean shirt (albeit unironed). Quite a turnaround. Nah, he’s still a fat fuck.

  2. t-bone

    K-Fed waves at his adoring fan

  3. Practicing for his new job as greeter at the new Piggly Wiggly.

  4. I guarantee you off to the edges of this picture that balcony is slowly pulling away from the wall…

  5. Deacon Jones

    “Okay Gary! Time for you to come back inside and watch Nickoloden, we don’t want you catching a chill out there, now do we dear?!”

  6. Tyler Perry

    How low on the papparazzi totem pole do you have to be to get assigned to following this sack of shit around?

  7. KC

    Kevin Federline needs to hit the gym.

  8. Satan's bitch

    It finally came to me… Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.

  9. Gary Shirley

    You assholes are just jealous. I’m handsome, my girlfriend is gorgeous and our baby is our ticket to fame and fortune, so fuck alla ya.

  10. Colin

    Please tell me he jumped.

  11. that’s terrible photoshop…when they double-wided him they didn’t even get the t-shirt logo centered. Either that or he’s the fattest thing since K-fed

  12. SuperT

    To get all of him in frame, this picture was taken from 30 feet away.

  13. He’s doing everything he can…and stop calling him Shirley.

  14. Senor Trout

    Gary spent most of the afternoon in that pose, imagining what it would be like to finally get on the podium for a medal. Later, he was heartbroken when told Pie Eating is not an official Special Olympics event.

  15. The Winchester

    So, you’re just posting pics of random fat guys now? Because you get a whole website’s worth of fat guys at the K-Mart down the street alone.

  16. Josephus

    Now we know what Ashton Kutcher was shooting yesterday.

  17. Josephus

    Remember how the Kelly Brook photo cured AIDS?

    This one gave them back.

  18. Diabetes is going to finish off what Amber wasn’t man enough to.

  19. droz

    Welcome to Costco, I love you.

  20. Rough--do you know who I am?

    Who is he waving to? Hey tiny, dont even think about dangling a baby off the balcony, the public will skin you, hang you, dry you, beat you and sell you on the black-market.

  21. What’s the slope rating of his skull, 25 degrees?

  22. The Critical Crassness

    The really amazing part is they found a balcony in Vegas that would hold up under that much weight!

  23. kalisynth

    this guy is famous…

    fuck.

  24. sexyman48

    Someone tell humpty to back away from the edge, I know how this will end!

  25. Ed

    If you put a few tree trunks together, with a bowling ball and a hat, then you get this fat mess.

  26. SuperT

    The one man who can make Khloe look petite.

  27. Not captured in this picture, the Biplanes he’s swatting at.

  28. Jovy

    “Welcome to Costco, I love you”

    • Jovy

      Oh wonderful, someone already quoted idiocracy. Shame on me for not reading the comments before posting :’x.

  29. Does that shirt he’s wearing have a diagram of where to place the defibrilator paddles? If not, it should.

  30. Uncle Rodney

    Stay-Puft Man is happy. For now.

  31. OK, who thought of the Stay-Puft Man?

  32. Gene

    THIS…knocked up some trailer trash. And now the Papperazi follow him about?

    THIS…happens thousands of times every day in the land of the free.

    Take the kid..NOW…or pay later.

  33. Matt

    What’s Meatsauce doing on Superficial?

  34. Matt

    Kevin Federline gained back all that weight he lost.

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