Gary Shirley at a hotel in Los Angeles. (April 7, 2011)
Hmph, no shit on face, clean shirt (albeit unironed). Quite a turnaround. Nah, he’s still a fat fuck.
K-Fed waves at his adoring fan
I thought it WAS K-fed until I read the caption
Practicing for his new job as greeter at the new Piggly Wiggly.
I guarantee you off to the edges of this picture that balcony is slowly pulling away from the wall…
“Okay Gary! Time for you to come back inside and watch Nickoloden, we don’t want you catching a chill out there, now do we dear?!”
How low on the papparazzi totem pole do you have to be to get assigned to following this sack of shit around?
Bahahahaha! Fuckin’ A.
Kevin Federline needs to hit the gym.
It finally came to me… Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.
You assholes are just jealous. I’m handsome, my girlfriend is gorgeous and our baby is our ticket to fame and fortune, so fuck alla ya.
Please tell me he jumped.
Colin, even if he did….he’d just bounce back up to the balcony as fat s he is.
that’s terrible photoshop…when they double-wided him they didn’t even get the t-shirt logo centered. Either that or he’s the fattest thing since K-fed
To get all of him in frame, this picture was taken from 30 feet away.
LMAO so simple yet so wonderful.
He’s doing everything he can…and stop calling him Shirley.
Gary spent most of the afternoon in that pose, imagining what it would be like to finally get on the podium for a medal. Later, he was heartbroken when told Pie Eating is not an official Special Olympics event.
So, you’re just posting pics of random fat guys now? Because you get a whole website’s worth of fat guys at the K-Mart down the street alone.
Now we know what Ashton Kutcher was shooting yesterday.
Remember how the Kelly Brook photo cured AIDS?
This one gave them back.
Diabetes is going to finish off what Amber wasn’t man enough to.
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Nice Ideocracy reference…WIN
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