superficial

  1. cc

    Oh, so when does ‘Broke-ass Moron’ debut?

  2. bernard

    ” I’m melting……! “

  3. Hugh Gentry

    I need to see her naked

    • Fletch

      Yes, if she wants me to watch her shows she will get naked in each one otherwise there is no redeeming value.

      Ah, never mind, I’ll just go rip off the clothes of some mannequin at Victoria’s Secret and get the same effect.

  4. Pearls before swine. That is all.

  5. Save the TV show, shoot Heidi

  6. Turd Ferguson

    Who the hell keeps making stupid shows with these no talent fucktards??
    Worse – who watches Jersey, any Kardashian show, Kendra and all this bullshit?

    Truly incredible that some people tune to ANY of these worthless “shows.”

  7. Jason

    “What!?, I gotta get to the Shauna Sand look-a-like contest?”

  8. Heidi Montag has a new TV show? how did I not hear this, does the internet have a crapcensor filter now?

  9. Cock Dr

    She got a TV job?
    There must have been a blow job involved. Spenser must have done well.

  10. Look at that outfit. You know ripped low rise jeans and uggs are the Angel Flight suit of the 2000′s.

  11. Elle

    New in stores; Pearl necklace HoBag Barbie, brain free.

  12. That Guy

    So that’s what that shirt looks like when her implants aren’t leaking like last time.

  13. Rough--do you know who I am?

    Bow Derrick got a good deal from the devil.

  14. Wait, which side is her butt on?

  15. Josephus

    It’s odd. There are only two women in the world I would hate-screw: Ke$ha, and Heidi Montag.

    Hi, I’m Josephus, and I’m a sex addict.

  16. Well, she’s finally learned how doors work. Next up: shoe laces.

  17. The Critical Crassness

    Ok,it’s running in the 90′s in L.A.! Why the fuck is she wearing snow boots? Is the cocaine that deep at her house or has Spencer turned that cold a shoulder to her, now that he no longer wants to be famous?

  18. “ohhh, it says ‘pull’! Ha ha ha! Haven’t heard that word from Spencer in months.”

  19. yerp

    wait, boob size is inversely proportional to brain size?

  20. So the security guard is just there to open the door, hold her starbucks, and keep Spencer away?

  21. DonDopey

    When did Cher go blonde?

  22. 36-COLE SEELY

    Glad they had security guards, because they make hugely money out there stables.

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