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  1. desabrey

    Is that Norm from Cheers?

  2. Deacon Jones

    (Now how’s this work? I crap my pants BEFORE or AFTER I get on this thing?)

  3. cc

    When you are that size, and you face is that red, it’s time to start looking for one of those wall-mounted defibrillators.

  4. Turd Ferguson

    This shot right before they shoot a cannonball at his belly and give him an Alligator Enema.

  5. Dom DeLuise rides into town, hell bent on vengeance against the man who stole his beret.

  6. Preston Lacy

    Please don’t hate me ’cause I’m beautiful…

  7. Bucky Barnes

    Man, I’m glad I didn’t have to go through high school with a name like Preston Lacy.

  8. Colin

    For a second it really looked like he peed himself.

  9. looks like Gary Shirley and K-Fed had a baby…a fat one.

  10. Hey, I just rode into town and boy, is my bike tired.

  11. kimmykimkim

    I don’t understand how his ass didn’t eat that bike as soon as he sat on it.

  12. Senor Trout

    Wow, Federline’s now only the fourth fattest bastard on the site this week, behind this fucking guy, G Shirley and Russell Crow. Winning!

  13. BigJim

    Perez Hilton went off his diet again.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Big Jim is confused, this is actually Perez Hilton’s trainer! He uses a rare system to help his clients lose weight…he absorbs it from them via osmosis!

  14. Josephus

    Who the hell is this?

    Oh, Preston Lacy.

    Now I ask…who the *fuck* is this?

  15. Zombie Kitty

    FAT FUCKER

  16. Good to see they’ve finally reupholstered Chris Farley’s corpse.

  17. RayRay's Nubbin

    Looks like Bevo has gained some weight

  18. Mumbler

    Meat Loaf Bat of of Hell 8 just isn’t inspired like his earlier work.

  19. Looks like the cardio’s really working. Before this he had to ride two bikes at once.

  20. dangermike

    huh huh I warsh myself with a rag onna stick

  21. Matt

    Who’s Preston Lacy?

  22. Matt

    Great, judging by this picture, this guy is going to be dead before I finish writing this and now I’ll never know who Preston Lacy was.

  23. justuhbill

    Who knew that the Kool-Aid guy rode a bike! And that his real name was Preston Lacy?

  24. justuhbill

    When did Chaz Bono change his name to Preston Lacy?

  25. justuhbill

    Based on his t-shirt, he’s either a fan of the Texas Longhorns or Longhorn Steakhouse. My money is on the steakhouse.

  26. vitobonespur

    From Wikipedia: Preston Lacy (born August 14, 1969) is an American daredevil, actor and writer for the television show and companion movies, Jackass.

    Question: Why would we give a fuck?

  27. zomgbie

    no idea who this is but i hope thats his bike cuz
    dude peeded his pants.

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