I need to tongue punch her turd cutter
who needs blowers, i got the wind doing it for me.
If that wind picks up a little more she’ll be sitting on the house where the Japanese found that dog.
Ok, her face looks pretty good here. But most of the time I don’t think she’s all that. Just too damn scrawny.
Damn this shot is like Jennifer Love Hewitt of Christmas Past. Before all the bacon.
Is she shopping for a new remote control? Or is she trying to change the channel?
Fucking Fat Ass!
Damn, she makes a pair of shorts feel tight! I mean mine, not hers.
Pumpkinhead Miley, Brit Brit & LiLo should take lessons from this chick on how to look when you’re out & about helping the struggling LA retail economy.
Narcolepsy is a serious disease, people.
That’s totally a pocket rocket she’s controlling.
And there’s a rocket in MY pocket, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!
(Boner. I mean a boner.)
At least Fish began and ended the “Crap” section with images of real women! Now ,if he could just remember to do more of that during the rest of the blog entries each day.
Someone who shares my feelings about it! If I have to see Russell Crowe’s fat ass at least reward me with hot chicks at the end.
I’d like a tossed Ambrosio salad please.
Her clothes are on backward, her hair is a mess, and she’s walking around with her eyes closed. If this isn’t a tribute to Britney Spears, I don’t know what is.
um no, no, and no. i hope you’re kidding. this is the opposite of a mess.
Trolling for paparazzi can be such a bore dah-ling – peel me a grape, will you?
Her boobs are so tiny yet I want them in my mouth so much
is like they are little tiny delicious sand bags for me to play and suck,
she is so skinny yet i want to bang her so much, those tiny boobs i want them…
These creatures from the Female Race are so strange…
Is that a Birkin bag?!? :D
“As the homeless panhandler got closer, Alessandra set her Phaser to HEAVY STUN.”
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Alessandra Ambrosio out shopping in Los Angeles. (April 7, 2011)