superficial

  1. It’s weird. Usually I find tan lines sexy.

  2. Yes Mr. Cruise, I got your gift. I’m wearing it right now. 8:00?

  3. This seems like something black people would find hilarious in a Tyler Perry movie.

  4. Those seem nice.

  5. Minky Wail

    Janice Dickinson must be molting.

  6. “Hello…is this 911? I was just groped by Justin Bieber!”

  7. Little Tongue

    “… found a lump…”

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