Vanessa Paradis at 'Chanel The Little Black Jacket - Karl Lagerfeld Photography Exhibition Dinner Party' in Milan. (April 4, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
MIND THE GAP
Vanessa, can you please stop spitting on us…
She could make a fortune blowing Asian businessmen without having to open her jaw.
Vanessa, you’ve got a little food stuck between your teeth…it’s a turkey.
… or Turkey…
She’s cute, just dirty looking.
I’ve been to paradise. That ain’t it.
I gotta be honest – I have no idea why Johnny Depp would leave her. Who doesn’t want to be frightened awake by Babba Yagga every morning?
got that HBC vibe..
Fresh from the set of ‘Evil Dead’?
“Dead by dawn, Dead by dawn”
If it was last call, I MIGHT bang her.
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