superficial

  1. As a celebration ritual, he’s pretending to bang one of Tiger’s whores… What a showoff..

  2. “Look at me, Elin!”

  3. Michael thought he’d won the tournament before it was explained to him that you have to play with regulation golf clubs, not a bridge stick from a pool table.

  4. Remember Michael, here we stay out of the water.

  5. CrashHell

    “SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!”

  6. He got his ball out of the pond at record speed.

  7. That’s not his car keys.

  8. j/k

    The first time I hit a PHX I was like WOOOOO!!!!

  9. I see Liberace’s ghost made a surprise appearance.

  10. This little jubilation was before someone explained to him that in golf it’s the LOWEST score that wins.

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