1. I’m nothing. I’m navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don’t score much. I got a little dick, it’s pathetic!

  2. Tiggles

    “Movie over man, movie over!”

  3. DeucePickle

    Sure, I’ll add one.
    “Why don’t you put her in charge?!”

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    “How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?”

  5. Nice to see Pullman looking homeless

  6. CrashHell

    Whoopie Fukin Doo.

  7. “Ass like a 10-year-old boy! And a pair of titties, make ya stand up and beg for buttermilk!”

  8. Slouch

    “Let’s face it,the vette gets ‘em wet!”

  9. Every time I see him, Bill Paxton’s face looks more and more like a cross between fat Val Kilmer and botoxed Kenny Rogers. I blame it on weird science.

  10. cc

    Wash day tomorrow, nothing clean!

  11. “You’re dogmeat, pal.”

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