They really seem close.
She’s wearing his pants
I would not have guessed they’d have the same waist, but you are obviously correct . . .
Damnit, I thought of this too! :P Although my exact thought was: “Aw how cute, they were the same sized pants!”
he has the best man-hair in the biz!
Just out for a little stroll.
And decided to do a little shopping.
sometimes the easiest jokes are the best
Nah, where’s the challenge? I think you’ve set the bar too low.
Suppose that’s the best you could do on short notice.
Don’t be cruel. A mid jet-setting celebrities, at least he stays down-to-earth!
…it’s the little things that count!
..getting a little fresh air.
While at the store, the bag boy asked him about where he got his shirt but today Peter wasn’t in the mood for any small talk.
Dinklage, Sounds funny like would you like to pet my dinklage?
or I just got kicked in the Dinklage, or she is so nasty see will set your dinklage on fire.
His wife must be standing behind the tall lady.
Is he carrying her purse?
You are right, he is carrying her purse! He’s also making her walk on the sloped side of the walk, every inch helps.
I have a midget to carry my purse too. Doesn’t everyone?
Hey Peter, aren’t you going to introduce us to the little woman?
I like how she skulks along the curb, six feet away from him… plus, their facial expressions pretty much tell you everything you need to know about their relationsip.
She’s like, “Here comes someone, walk on the other side of the sidewalk like I don’t know you.”
The only thing that annoys me about this guy is that he seems to have no sense of humor about himself.
Oh, one more thing, his wife if heinous.
he’s a happy little elf.
He kissed a girl, and he liked it! Of course, he’s wondering why the lips were vertical and the tongue was so tiny.
if this was my man, I would dress like her.
Peter drew the short end of the stick & had to carry the groceries home. He wasn’t Happy. I also think it’s belittling he’s carrying her purse for her, I get he’s trying to be the bigger man, but it could really dwarf her confidence. It also makes him look Dopey. On the way home, they ran into the same photographer as last week, what a small world.
That is awesome.
Man, you’re on a (t)roll here, Doc. Hope it doesn’t make anyone grumpy. How you came up with all those jokes- I’m stumped.
I was skeptical about the CUNY midget photography program but now I’m a believer.
You know the world isn’t designed for you when you can’t even keep the grocery bags from scraping along the ground without holding your arms up.
i think she’s wearing his pants.
Its an optical illusion, hes actually way behind her.
Well done, Fish. At least it’s not 138 pictures of Coco’s ass this week :)
His wife? She looks looks a teenager.
Everybody knows midgets have super human strength, why not load him up like a pack mule?
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