” Russell, just because I’m wearing horns, it doesn’t mean that I’m ‘horney’. Go back to huffing your hairspray.”
Well, the inevitable blow up doll has now been modeled.
Is she giving someone in the front row a Golden Shower? Looks like something’s dripping.
She’s performing her newest cut, “I Squirted a Girl.”
I think I saw that movie the other day. Three thumbs up.
What I think she’s trying to say is, she has a sad in her female feline parts.
What’s the deal with the flesh-colored cleaver cover up? Since when is she modest?
it’s Madonna & the 90s all over again.
Why is this trollop still relevant?
Two reasons. And neither one is “musical talent”.
Hey they got a picture of Katy right after the first time she had sex with Russell.
One more manufactured pop star with mediocre talent grabs her/his crotch because where else is there left to go? How many freakin’ more times do we need to see it???
I would love to be her hand.
Hollow Man attends his first concert.
Katy Perry performing her newest hit, “This is how I wipes it!”
I guess she hurt herself trying to sing out her cunt. Next best thing to talking out your ass.
Katy shooting her latest commercial…for Monistat. Will air during Sesame Street’s ‘Elmo gets ans STD’ episode.
OMG, I can’t believe I’m getting a boner in front of all my fans!
just like the infamous court statement….Russel Brand if the hand don’t fit….you must hit it.
“Looks like it’s that time of the month again”
“Oh SHIT!!! I just realized… I’ve been letting Russell Brand put his skeezy, smelly dick in here. AHHHHHH!!!”
masterbation should be done in private.
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.