Jeremy Renner at CinemaCon at at Caesars Palace in Vegas. (April 26, 2012)
“Ice cream! Mom says I get to have ice cream!”
Annnnnnnd that comes to 5 things I can do with this award statue.
Hey! It’s Gay Christmas Morning Face!
“I’m Hawkeye and I shoot arrows!”
“Pork chop sandwiches!!!”
I love’s me some GI Joe redubs.
I’m supposed to stick this award where?
Gay midget getting cast as an action hero in almost every new movie. He’s the new Tom Cruise. If he marries woman old enough to be his mom as his first beard we’ll know for sure.
“I am the Chief Withard of Fabulouth Isalnd!”
Aw, hell. Nothing kills an attempt at a joke like a type-o.
“Why yes, I am a saucy little dandy wearing feather underpants!”
Damn RIGHT I would like some candy!!!
“She said what about texting during movies?”
yep, just saw Charlize Theron!
Were the “jazz hands” cropped out?
Scarlett must have just given him a live reenactment of her nude cell phone pics.
And for a supporting role in ‘Oxy 5’…
“We couldn’t find the award for awhile there, and then…POOF!…it came right out of my ass!”
“They believed I’m not gay? Ha! Dumb cocksuckers! Uh… ummm… I mean… suckers… yeah… like delicious… lollipops… not delicious cocks.”
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