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  1. pretty barfing

    -with real chunks of yummy human ears in it!!
    just the kind of energy drink people in poland have desperately waited for.

  2. “Drinkin’ this shit did NOT make me stupid…”

  3. Jiminy Cryptic

    Black energy – insert racially insensitive oxymoron joke here.

  4. Frank The Duck

    Man, this thing reminds me of my time in prison….

  5. Cock Dr

    Didn’t he used to have tattooed tiger stripes all over his face?
    Or am I thinking of another pro sports douchebag with more money than sense?

  6. “Thith thtuff ith delishith!”

  7. He looks like he just faded back out of Bolivia.

  8. Deacon Jones

    I didn’t know black energy existed….I thought it was more apathetic.

  9. It’s just a can of grape quarter water.

  10. Frank Burns

    “Its the energy drink that tastes like Colt 45.”

  11. EricLr

    Does it work on whites too?

  12. This energy drink is never gonig to sell in Poland. What they need to do is have Madonna endorse it, rename it “Black Madonna,” and ohmygod I can’t believe I’m making this stupid-ass joke that no one’s going to get.

  13. j/k

    Yes, Kim K left this cock ring on the mic.

  14. cc

    Guaranteed to give you bad breath.

  15. Contusion

    It’s an entire line…Mike Tyson for Black energy, Mel Gibson for White power, and Lucy Liu for Yellow fever.

  16. tlmck

    Um. Would ya use smaller words please?

  17. “I was really disappointed to know that there are no submarines with screen doors here”

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