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  1. I would. I would on a boat or in a moat. I would on da plane or the train. Yes, Sam, I definitely wood. Now if you’ll excuse me.

  2. Star Droppings

    I’m so glad they used the entire decade as to encompass her myriad of classics like Robot Chicken, Aeon Flux, Sweet November with acclaimed actor Keanu Reeves, and what was that huge one that recently packed the theaters? Oh yeah, Young Adult. Bravo, CinemaCon.

  3. radadoon

    Great face, great body, terrible mind… as Meatlof says, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

  4. She’s looking rather…mmmm…tolerant.

  5. JanGator

    She has one Oscar for dressing up as a lesbian trucker. I’d say her career is about as distinguished as that dress.

  6. har har har

    Nothing says “Thrilled to receive this Washed-Up Old Hag award” like squeezing yourself in a dress made for Miley Cyrus and smiling through gritted teeth at your now unemployed publicist.

  7. Jon Hex

    Finally, a pic of an African-American that doesn’t have a bunch of racist comments.

  8. EricLr

    And for this next decade, she’s going to win a Distinguished Decade of Plastic Surgery award.

  9. Jill_Ess

    “Distinguished Decade” sounds better than “You’re Old.”

    • Bikini Pirate

      I was thinking the same. This is like the Lifetime Achievement Award at the Oscars. It ain’t worth crap just reminds you you are old. She gets it. Her expression says it all.

  10. K-tron

    It looks like that dress had a distinguished decade of achievement in a hooker’s closet.

  11. Coyote

    I would be here; if I had someplace better to Go

  12. “Sexiest Black Dress Ever” – VH1

    VH1. Competing with MTV for relevance since 1985. (And usually failing.)

  13. Just_As_it_IS

    She is truly the definition of gorgeous.

  14. Her expression shows that even she knows this award is bullshit.

  15. nacey

    Beautiful woman, ugly dress.

  16. az_renegade

    Sadly,,,,,,,,you can see in her Eyes that she is not happy…

  17. I’ll love to do coke of her cola

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