Arf.

“Gee thanks for offering Mom ,but I can do my own makeup…”

Did she get ANY of Christy’s genes?

Sing us a song, Piano Man.

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s…. dear God, Christy, did you save any Maybelline for the rest of us??

I was trying to think of something kind to say…but I have nothing. Oh wait! Christie looks as beautiful as ever…

One of them used up all the lipstick waiting to get to the rest of the makeup, and/or vice versa.

Alexa’s got a mouth like a Pez dispenser.

I didn’t know Harley Quinn was going to be in The Dark Knight Rises.

Pictured on right: Uptown Girl… and on the left is some chick we found at a Glee audition.

When you play dressup at home with Mom it’s fun.
When you play dressup with Mom of the streets of NY NY, that might be an indicator of problems.
Christie need more rouge. She looks so pale & wan.

Makeup by Barnum and Bailey.

One of these things is not like the other.

One of these things is alive, one is a zombie…..

Christie, what the hell went wrong ?

It’s a sad, sad day when you realize that your 50+ y.o. mom is hotter than you…with or without a rhinoplasty.

Makeup and gene mix aside, A’s dress looks like the underbelly of a sperm whale.

You know Alexa tried to kill herself, right? And after seeing this picture, I’m afraid she might try again.

I’ll do ‘em both.

How bad is your make up when people comment on it and not AR?

Billy’s looks, Christie’s brains.

proving once again God has a sick sense of humor

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. The Billy Joel ugly tree. That he ran into on his motorcycle.

Make-up Explosion!!!

I don’t think she’s ugly at all. I am talking about the human one.

when it comes to mating natural selection is bullshit

Poor Alexa. Too much piano man, not enough uptown girl.

Looks like Amanda Seyfreid finally found a partner for a staring contest.

One looks like a clown and the other looks dead.