“Yes! I am invincible!”
Huh, that is him in that Bond movie, isn’t it… hard to say if he looked dumber in that or here…
“The rope as a belt? It’s for later…”
I was going to say that the rope-as-a-belt was his attempt at Concentration Camp Chic.
“My big boy clothes are i the wash….”
Such an incredible fashion icon…I wonder if I could even come close to looking this suave dressed like that!
Pee Wee’s gayer uncle.
Hey, its another gay lumberjack!
I thought it wasn’t SO bad, and then I scrolled down.
A kilt has so much more flair.
Scarves are so passe.
That guy’s definitely gay.
No one rolls their socks like that anymore!
Don’t rag on his cord.
I was wondered what Ellie May and Jethro would look like if you photoshopped them together.
Nice going Alan – looks like Hillbilly Chic meets Hot Topic. Some fashion statements should be heard, but not seen.
Now there’s a look that says “Meet me out by the concrete pond for some gay sex later, y’all!”
i know this is meant to make people pay attention, but the worse part of this is that he obviously think this getup actually looks good.
alternate dimension jethro.
Speaking about dressing your age…
I didn’t know Mr. Rogers did German Gay Porn in his youth.
…I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time…
My Lederhosen were in the wash (can’t get the sperm stains out )
Like a boss.
Come on Eileen, oh I swear!
It is safe to say he will not be cumming in that outfit.
Someday, I’ll be a real boy.
Alan Cummigs ( Who Dat ? ) Busted for huffing fairy dust completes his court ordered PSA.
Mr. Drysdale dressed as Jethro Bodine.
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