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  1. “Yes! I am invincible!”

  2. “The rope as a belt? It’s for later…”

  3. Frank The Duck

    “My big boy clothes are i the wash….”

  4. Such an incredible fashion icon…I wonder if I could even come close to looking this suave dressed like that!

  5. Jiminy Cryptic

    Pee Wee’s gayer uncle.

  6. radadoon

    Hey, its another gay lumberjack!

  7. Cock Dr

    I thought it wasn’t SO bad, and then I scrolled down.
    A kilt has so much more flair.

  8. Scarves are so passe.

  9. Deacon Jones

    That guy’s definitely gay.
    No one rolls their socks like that anymore!

  10. in town on vacation.

    Don’t rag on his cord.

  11. DeucePickle

    RIIIIIIIICOLA !

  12. I was wondered what Ellie May and Jethro would look like if you photoshopped them together.

  13. Frank Burns

    Nice going Alan – looks like Hillbilly Chic meets Hot Topic. Some fashion statements should be heard, but not seen.

  14. EricLr

    Now there’s a look that says “Meet me out by the concrete pond for some gay sex later, y’all!”

  15. pretty fashionably late

    i know this is meant to make people pay attention, but the worse part of this is that he obviously think this getup actually looks good.

  16. zomgbie

    alternate dimension jethro.

  17. squishy

    Speaking about dressing your age…

  18. CK

    I didn’t know Mr. Rogers did German Gay Porn in his youth.

  19. Mumbler

    …I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time…

  20. Grand Poobah

    My Lederhosen were in the wash (can’t get the sperm stains out )

  21. Contusion

    Come on Eileen, oh I swear!

  22. tlmck

    It is safe to say he will not be cumming in that outfit.

  23. Insane

    Someday, I’ll be a real boy.

  24. Bigalkie

    Alan Cummigs ( Who Dat ? ) Busted for huffing fairy dust completes his court ordered PSA.

  25. mbcl

    Mr. Drysdale dressed as Jethro Bodine.

  26. Bonky

    STRAIGHT !

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