I will be so disappointed if he wasn’t wearing breeches
I see Evan Rachel Wood is now disguising herself to get into events…
Queer Eye for the Undead Guy starts filming next week.
“Hmm, I know, I’ll go out dressed as a man who can’t tie a bowtie pretending to be a wax figure.”
Who hasn’t thought that once or twice?
Now I have my answer to the question, “What if Chloe Sevigny was a man.”
She has pretty eyes.
Isn’t that one of the guys from Army of Lovers?
I got that reference. and it made me feel old.
Oddly, I’d rather see more Austin Scarlett on here than Rita Rustic or that exercise chick.
Some women are really hot until you spot their facial hair…
I think Albert Nobbs would be a shitty musical, but what the hell do I know about theater?
Clearly, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Wesley.
Nicely played. Double word score + double letter score on the “W”.
Does he Botox with a hose instead of a needle ?
He’s one waxy mutha fucka !
That mustache wouldn’t be any gayer with semen on it.
Two bodybuilders ass-fucking each other in a hot tub full of CK1 scented baby oil would be less gay than this picture.
Pardon me Sir – you appear to be in the wrong century.
Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s 5 gallons of Maybelline!
I think it actually goes, ” Maybe he was born with it… but probably got it cut off later.”
Douglas Fairbanks already has a wax figure at Madam Trousseau’s
Madame Tussauds. Just saying.
Just… just fuck off, already. Seriously. Fuck. Off.
It’s pronounced “FRONK-en-steen”.
…spandau ballet is coming out with a new album?
And we’re 100% sure that isn’t a picture of Julie Andrews from “Victor/Victoria”?
Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Gaybelline.
I really, really, really, really, really don’t wanna know.
Actually, I want to NOT know.
I would like to un-know the fact that I’ve seen this picture.
Conan? Is this what being on TBS has done to you?
Looks like Kristen Bell in drag.
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Austin Scarlett at the New York City Opera Spring Gala. (April 25, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN