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  1. B&WMinstrel

    I will be so disappointed if he wasn’t wearing breeches

  2. I see Evan Rachel Wood is now disguising herself to get into events…

  3. Queer Eye for the Undead Guy starts filming next week.

  4. cc

    “Hmm, I know, I’ll go out dressed as a man who can’t tie a bowtie pretending to be a wax figure.”

    Who hasn’t thought that once or twice?

  5. Now I have my answer to the question, “What if Chloe Sevigny was a man.”

  6. She has pretty eyes.

  7. Isn’t that one of the guys from Army of Lovers?

  8. Oddly, I’d rather see more Austin Scarlett on here than Rita Rustic or that exercise chick.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Some women are really hot until you spot their facial hair…

  10. I think Albert Nobbs would be a shitty musical, but what the hell do I know about theater?

  11. Clearly, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Wesley.

  12. The Dude

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    Does he Botox with a hose instead of a needle ?
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  13. The Dude

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    Mmmm…
    He’s one waxy mutha fucka !
    .

  14. That mustache wouldn’t be any gayer with semen on it.

  15. ScotlandThe Brave

    Pardon me Sir – you appear to be in the wrong century.

  16. Jenn

    Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s 5 gallons of Maybelline!

    • dontkillthemessenger

      I think it actually goes, ” Maybe he was born with it… but probably got it cut off later.”

  17. Douglas Fairbanks already has a wax figure at Madam Trousseau’s

  18. Just… just fuck off, already. Seriously. Fuck. Off.

  19. Vito

    It’s pronounced “FRONK-en-steen”.

  20. SMB

    …spandau ballet is coming out with a new album?

  21. And we’re 100% sure that isn’t a picture of Julie Andrews from “Victor/Victoria”?

  22. glam

    Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Gaybelline.

  23. I really, really, really, really, really don’t wanna know.
    Actually, I want to NOT know.
    I would like to un-know the fact that I’ve seen this picture.

  24. Conan? Is this what being on TBS has done to you?

  25. Andie

    Looks like Kristen Bell in drag.

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