“Yes uhmmm Ms. Menounos, you have several flower arrangements from admiring suitors who happen to be all of the uhmmm darker persuasion…”
Oh, to be that woman right now. You’re inches away from heaven lady.
Heaven being two legs full of lumpy, coagulated cottage cheese.
The sour grapes are strong with this one.
ive seen worse cottage cheese but her legs have looked better…
Go ahead, blow your nose in my skirt.
Those are terrific thighs! I’d love to explore the alley betwixt.
You have to be pretty low on the totem pole in Hollywood to get the job of “ass inflator”.
Yes sweetie, you have a little paper hanging down.. Let me get that for you.
“PORTIA! GET AWAY FROM HER!” – Ellen
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Maria Menounos on 'Extra' at The Grove in Los Angeles. (April 25, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN