“Yeah, Goodwill? I’ve got a lot of small clothes to donate. Do you guys pick-up?
“Jessica! Jessica Simpson! Over here!”
So much for Jonah losing weight. He just found it again.
So, he bypassed fat and went straight to obese.
“What, you say Michael Moore is in New York City too? Thanks, bye. Siri, plot me a map of every bakery, donut shop, and patisserie in New York City, and make it fast, before there is nothing left!”
Jesus, that was quick.
“Michael Moore: The Early Years? A biographical pic, you say? Yeah sure, sign me up!”
the only thing that could possibly be funnier than when John Goodman had to lose weight to play Babe Ruth would be Jonah Hill having to lose weight to play Michael Moore.
So Michael Moore is the Final Five today?
New client for Jennie Craig
Nothing will help this dude. He just needs to go back to McDonald’s because he aint funny.
“No, no, I’m Jonah and the whale is me, just hear me out…”
Sadly, he looks better fat. He was kind of Danny Devito as the Penguin when he was slimmer.
Call all casinos in Atlantic City. Tell them to roll out the red carpet. A big whale is coming.
someone’s a fatty fat again. ha!
It’s not fat he’s just preparing for a roll.
Yeah, a dinner roll.
You guys are so cruel. Do you not realise how difficult it must be to use an iPhone, breath AND talk with all those chins?
Awww poor guy :(
Holy Crap, did he put back on 10 pounds a day?
Chaz Bono lost some weight i see.
Someone’s metabolism must have re-adjusted, or else he’s been eating pies for dessert at every meal.
Have a slice for me Jonah.
So a picture’s worth a thousand words… And all 1000 are “cake”
“Hello Brad? it’s me. Jonah. We were in Moneyball together? You fist bumped me at the Oscars? Why don’y you want to be seen with me anymore?”
Siri… where can I buy lots of elastic?
oone for you and one for me. one for you and two for me
The thirty minutes a day he spends doing his hair he could be working out.
“And Jonah’s getting WIIIIDER!”
Jesus did he EAT skinny Jonah??
That handle is the closest he’s gotten to a bike in months.
Bullshit, I am not getting fat again. It’s just this whole city is badly lit or something.
When did the Final Five become the Fat Five?
**michael moore in new york city
Is that a Bakery over there?
not exactly getting paid spokesman dollars by LAP-BAND®™.
dafuq??!!? that was quick. how can a human being gain 100lbs that quickly??!?!
“Yeah, I’m gonna need that in 3XL, but can I get it with medium arms? I’s that doable?”
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