superficial

  1. …Try a lil Michael Less.

  2. Perplexity

    Tell George Lucas that Jabba in 3D really isn’t that fun.

  3. Y’know, I always wondered what happened to that mental patient who thought he was Michael Jackson.

  4. Peed In Your Drink

    Carryin’ my own tote-bag. Feel the burn, baby.

  5. Jesus. Did he eat Jonas Hill?

  6. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    ‘Behind the eight ball’. The story of a girl making it in the big apple.

  7. Liberal Fatty.

  8. Contusion

    For such a big guy, why does he always wear those little flat caps that make your head look even bigger than it already is?

  9. He found someone who can help him with his eating problem. A farmer.

  10. electricgrl

    He looks tired, must have been from coaching that Jamaican bobsled team

  11. Bigalkie

    Fuck this is a long walk to the buffet

  12. Cat Lady

    eats too much

  13. lawn

    Cue Johnny from “Airplane!”:

    “And Michael’s getting WIIIIDER!”

  14. Bonky

    Ok everybody stick close to me. This is New York city and since we need a new movie idea, I am sure I can find something here to complain about.

  15. Rosie, lay off the Burgers and beef flaps.

  16. Biff

    Michael Moore and more like a big fat pig.

  17. tlmck

    Another Jenny Craig disciple.

  18. I hear he registered on the Richter Scale.

  19. cutthecrap

    He should eat alot moore salads, amirite ?

  20. Blech

    In a world where trees are being chopped down for no reason most times, I feel like I can rely on Michael Moore for shade from the harsh rays of the sun.

  21. This fat fuck should get his head lit on fire and put out with a 2X4. He’s always bashing America. Where the fuck else could he eat so much?!? I notice he never makes any films in Somalia

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