…Try a lil Michael Less.
Tell George Lucas that Jabba in 3D really isn’t that fun.
Y’know, I always wondered what happened to that mental patient who thought he was Michael Jackson.
Carryin’ my own tote-bag. Feel the burn, baby.
Jesus. Did he eat Jonas Hill?
‘Behind the eight ball’. The story of a girl making it in the big apple.
For such a big guy, why does he always wear those little flat caps that make your head look even bigger than it already is?
That’s a normal sized baseball cap, actually. His head is so big it makes it look small.
He found someone who can help him with his eating problem. A farmer.
He looks tired, must have been from coaching that Jamaican bobsled team
Fuck this is a long walk to the buffet
eats too much
More like “doesn’t get off his ass much”.
Cue Johnny from “Airplane!”:
“And Michael’s getting WIIIIDER!”
Ok everybody stick close to me. This is New York city and since we need a new movie idea, I am sure I can find something here to complain about.
Rosie, lay off the Burgers and beef flaps.
Michael Moore and more like a big fat pig.
Another Jenny Craig disciple.
I hear he registered on the Richter Scale.
He should eat alot moore salads, amirite ?
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