1. Perplexity

    You should see what he did to the peach.

  2. Crissy

    No it is not a butt Urkel, it is a fruit!!!!!!

  3. Anthony

    Yes, you DID do that quit asking.

  4. Johnny P!

    When your career is reduced to mugging with over-sized props for the cameras, it’s time to call it a day.

  5. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    J W L T Cox’s pippin

  6. Batman

    If he wasn’t black I would’ve made a cunnilingus joke.

  7. Big Apple, meet Big D-Bag.

  8. I would lick the cherry out of his trunk.

  9. wait… i know there’s a joke here…..

  10. Right after this paramedics were called because he nearly teabagged himself to death with the sculpture.

  11. Jill

    Why do I have that stupid “apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur” song stuck in my head now?

  12. El Jefe

    If he wants to get his career back in Hollywood, he needs to do that to more execs.

  13. me

    does this mean he’s going to sleep for all eternity? We hope so….

  14. Bonky

    It’s ok Jaleel, everyone mistakes that for Ice-T’s wife.

  15. journalschism

    “A little darker than what I’m used to, but fuck it.”

  16. When you’re homeless, you take your meals where you find them.

  17. mbcl

    Please do not feed the animals.

  18. I think his pants are off…..yeesh

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