Stan Lee’s thought: “Who the fuck is this asshole?”
And proceeded to Purell his body immediately after the situation…
What the? Quit hugging – all I wanted you to do was pull my car around front!
Security! This gay young man is trying to kiss me!!! “It’s gonna be ok, son, they wont hurt you too much!…”
The ‘Sitch: “You’re a fuckin’ legend man!”
Stan: “Who are you? You feel like a product we used to use in the 50’s. ‘Brylcream’, it was called…”
Get that guido away from that legend.
Stan: “Hug me lower, I think my Metamucil might be starting to work.”
This is why I always thought Stan Lee sucked.
Ok, who wins between a fly and really, really, old Spiderman?
“So yeah, back in my day, we had a superhero called the Situation. He was accidentally given a radioactive enema and it turned him into Super Asshole. It never got off the ground. Effing comic code Where am I?”
“Since you want me to call you by your first name, Stanley, you can call me, The.”
hmm. this is not by what i meant by marvel comic creators getting celebs. i was thinking more on the line of Rose McGowan or Jennifer love Hewitt. Hell even Jwow would be ok.
Whoever let that douchebag within 100 yards of Stan Lee should be beaten to death.
“Think about it Stan. I fly around and kick non-Guido’s asses. It’ll be huge!”
“We could call you The Douche. And we’ll make you gay. That’ll sell well with the GLB community.”
“Yeah, about that…”
Clearly Mr. Lee was taken aback by the New Jersey custom of penetration on the first encounter.
I though douche encountering anti-douche meant the end of the universe?
I’m surprised the Disney overlords are allowing this.
Stan Lee introducing his new comic book character “Jersey Dueche Bag Man”!
The exact moment legend Stan Lee was infected with herpes.
Stan, watch yourself…WATCH IT…omigod, get away from him, Stan. Look out, he’s going for your goodies…
…a man who gets way too much credit.
I LOVE KIDS!!!
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