1. joe

    Stan Lee’s thought: “Who the fuck is this asshole?”

  2. Perplexity

    What the? Quit hugging – all I wanted you to do was pull my car around front!

  3. Crissy

    Security! This gay young man is trying to kiss me!!! “It’s gonna be ok, son, they wont hurt you too much!…”

  4. Johnny P!

    The ‘Sitch: “You’re a fuckin’ legend man!”
    Stan: “Who are you? You feel like a product we used to use in the 50′s. ‘Brylcream’, it was called…”

  5. Colin

    Get that guido away from that legend.

  6. Peed In Your Drink

    Stan: “Hug me lower, I think my Metamucil might be starting to work.”

  7. Pasta

    This is why I always thought Stan Lee sucked.

  8. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Ok, who wins between a fly and really, really, old Spiderman?

  9. “So yeah, back in my day, we had a superhero called the Situation. He was accidentally given a radioactive enema and it turned him into Super Asshole. It never got off the ground. Effing comic code Where am I?”

  10. “Since you want me to call you by your first name, Stanley, you can call me, The.”

  11. hmm. this is not by what i meant by marvel comic creators getting celebs. i was thinking more on the line of Rose McGowan or Jennifer love Hewitt. Hell even Jwow would be ok.

  12. El Jefe

    Whoever let that douchebag within 100 yards of Stan Lee should be beaten to death.

  13. Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy

    “Think about it Stan. I fly around and kick non-Guido’s asses. It’ll be huge!”
    “We could call you The Douche. And we’ll make you gay. That’ll sell well with the GLB community.”
    “Yeah, about that…”

  14. Bonky

    Clearly Mr. Lee was taken aback by the New Jersey custom of penetration on the first encounter.

  15. cc

    I though douche encountering anti-douche meant the end of the universe?

  16. I’m surprised the Disney overlords are allowing this.

  17. Hack_Sparrow

    Stan Lee introducing his new comic book character “Jersey Dueche Bag Man”!

  18. Raoul

    The exact moment legend Stan Lee was infected with herpes.

  19. Stan, watch yourself…WATCH IT…omigod, get away from him, Stan. Look out, he’s going for your goodies…

  20. HITLER

    Stan Lee….
    …a man who gets way too much credit.

    I LOVE KIDS!!!

  21. mbcl

    the day armani met haband.

  22. “So Stan, email me and let me know what you think of “The Incredible Douche.” “He gets wasted, turns a bronzy orange and secretly likes men!”

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