Somewhere in the world, Tom Cruise is looking at this picture, and thinking “Look at the height she gets out of those shoes!”. He then put his face in his hands, and sobs uncontrollably.

Nice business suit. Think Ima wear this for my next deposition conference.

I thought she forgot her pants at first glance.

More HOT chicks should adopt the I forgot my pants look.

Ever have that dream where you’re suddenly naked and then somebody gives you stilettos and a jacket?

Put some pants on, lady.

Schkevey

Eva Longoria goes through NBC Studios new “Camel Toe” checking service. NBC decided to implement this service for female guests leaving the studio to help reduce embarrasment for celebrities that might not be aware they are showing such detail in their “feminine areas”.

“No, Ms. Longoria, for the last time, that is not Tony Parker’s penis.”

Now if we could just get her to stop wearing tops and bras, all would be right with the world.

Me Like-e

She’s out-hudgensing the Hudgens Shortyshorts Bonanza.

Obama whore…. thinks the country is doing just great…..then again, if she was so smart maybe pants would have been a better idea.

“I’ll get the door for you Miss Legs … i mean Longoria.”

“OK ma’am.” “We’ll get those pants back to you as soon as we’re done sniffing the crotch..ERR..I mean..rubbing them against my…ERR..let me get the door for ya!”