superficial

  1. Perplexity

    At least with all that talent, she can still have a career, even if her body is melty. Oh. Wait…

  2. Show ALL the girls!
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  3. King Diamond

    When is she expecting the twins?

  4. Johnny P!

    Forget her brilliance in ‘Saved By The Bell’…
    Forget her Oscar-worthy performance in ‘Showgirls’…
    She’s done something no other actress has ever done: Got Pregnant!!!
    Not THAT’S newsworthy!

    • According to the latest bullshit the GOP is pushing being a mother is the hardest job in the history of the world. LOL! Try building a bridge or skyscraper assholes. Stupid sentimental bullshit.

  5. Crissy

    Put on a bra!!! You are pregnant and NOT sexy! ugh!

  6. Batman

    Baby’s gotta check his e-mail.

  7. Does she even change anymore?

  8. Her twat is getting a tweet.

  9. Bonky

    When did Steven Segal go blonde ?

  10. Grand Poobah

    puffies?

  11. cc

    Showgirls II: Sweatin’ to the Oldies

  12. The Brown Streak

    Seriously? You’re netflixing Showgirls to your unborn baby?

  13. Can’t fit into the Ver-sayce fashions anymore, eh Nomi?

  14. tromba

    Pregnant? Right? Really pregnant?

  15. Nobody

    Val Kilmer does look better with light hair

  16. She’s been eating too many Lisa Pecan Turtles

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