superficial

  1. Looks like a blow-up doll. Acts like one, too.

  2. Thought bubble of the security guard “That little white boy is all mine later tonight. Mmmmmm mmmmmm.”

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    That girl is going to devour him.

    A bit of a warning… he’s a little sweet.

  4. Cock Dr

    I think Zac just got eye-fucked right up the keister.

  5. In every picture like this is a Latina security guard in the background, saying it all with her eyes.

  6. Buddy The Elf

    Z.E.L.T.C.

  7. ThisWillHurt

    Zac Efron on the set of his new film, “Dropped Out of College and Desperate For an Entry Level Job Musical.”

  8. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.

  9. Gin&Tonic

    i get the feeling the security guard behind him is just waiting for him to drop a gumwrapper on the ground so she can arrest him and do a cavity search

  10. Are we sure this isn’t Scott Disick?

  11. That security guard is in witness protection and is trying to memorize the face of the paparazzo so she can kill him later and steal his film.

  12. When did Ryan Seacrest get so tall?

  13. Bob McDicklehoss

    Seriously. This guy’s as gay as a bag of rainbows.

  14. vhkmputt

    his right hand is like a bubble what happen to it?

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