superficial

  1. The Bargoyle

    Jim Belushi is looking pretty good

  2. This is the guy that was driving the cab? Oh, wait, that was John Mayer. I get confused, because both their music sucks.

    • K Soze

      Right……

      I’m no Dave Matthews fanatic, but you’re fucking insane if you put his music in the same conversation as that douche bag Mayers.

      • DC Supreme

        And why is that? Sure, the music is vastly different as far as genre is concerned, but sucky music is sucky music.

    • Charmless Man

      HEY HEY HEY!!!

      One is played by douchey college students in the 90s.
      The other is played by douchey college students in the 00s.

      So one is older.

      SO different.

      • Annie

        Hey Hey Hey!!!

        You’re an idiot. Big difference between the two- wouldnt expect you to be able to ascertain that though, jackass

  3. Cock Dr

    That’s a great ironic eyebrow.

  4. Deacon Jones

    Ah, that explains the non-stop twitching whenever I see this asshole on tv.

  5. Doc Scweinstrudel

    I love Dave Matthews like a kid loves candy and first snow

  6. slappy magoo

    Makes me want to crash…my van into a gasline near where he’s standing…

  7. The Pope of Cleveland

    “What the fuck am I doing on ‘The Superficial’?”

  8. Musicians are so glamorous.

  9. Mark

    What do you think (italics) my hand is doing?

  10. Dave! Hey! Hey Dave! I loved you in “Don’t mess with the Zohan!”

  11. Looks like Wheezy Waiter’s been hitting the Rogaine like Charlie Sheen’s been hitting the coke.

  12. ugh...

    Serial Killer chic. It’s so obscure I bet you’ve never heard of it.

  13. Charmless Man

    He looks like someone dumped shit on him from a bridge.

  14. “Well, this is not a latte accident.”

  15. lori

    I’d rate his music right up there with Kings of Leon. Douche.

  16. ctrl tab

    Three pink one stink?

  17. oldfool

    I thought it was Ari Gold with a hangover.

  18. If you look at this picture just right, you’ll see 1995.

  19. friendlyfires

    Yeah, I voted Tea Party Republican – and I’m not even a citizen – y’see, my votes are called “dollars” and “donations” . Now fetch me a napkin, knave…

  20. whiskeyafternoon

    this looks like every “uncle” at our 4th of July parties growing up who wasn’t actually, you know, of any genetic relation to me. “just call me uncle dave”

  21. mordantmouth

    “Can you spare a dollar? I’m going to tour next week.”

  22. M

    I don’t care what any of you say… I would ride that face into the sunset.

  23. Samantha

    Hey, K-PAX

  24. Pedophile beard if I ever saw one.

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