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  1. Storm

    Release the Kraken!

  2. “Hey Kim! Show us your War Horse face!”

  3. The Winchester

    Shouldn’t Sarah Jessica Parker be there?

  4. Y’know those semi-transparent plastic masks dudes wear when they rob stuff? Yeah…

  5. Doc Scweinstrudel

    She had a great ass in Police Academy 20 years ago

    • K Soze

      I totally forgot about that…you’re right… wasnt she in mannequin or some shit, too ?

      And yea, definitely remember the Porkys nude scene…

      Aw, who the fuck am I kidding, I’d still hit it.

  6. Bucky Barnes

    Kim: “Is there a bee in my nose?”

  7. Kim is ageless. Mainly because she’s looked 57 for the last two decades.

  8. sick

    Why is she refusing to take a semi attractive photo lately?

  9. slappy magoo

    Don’t look directly into the Ark! Keep your eyes shut!

  10. It’s funny how I never pictured her like this, back in my youth, when I used to jack off to her nude scene on my VHS dub of Porky’s.

  11. Garrett

    War Horse?? You mean Sex and the City 3: Return of the Carrie?

  12. “Bartender, (Hiccup) Bring me another double…..whaddya mean I’m cut off? (Hiccup)”

  13. At this point she takes off her wig, scratches her bald head and turns a couple of us into mice…

  14. cc

    That’s not the War Horse, that’s the Battle Axe.

  15. Lindsay’s looking better every day.

  16. ugh...

    It was on this spot right heah that I fucked the whole football team in high school.

  17. Turd Ferguson

    Just watched ‘Big Trouble in Little China’ with my kids last weekend. Hard to believe that is even her in that movie. She went from 20 to 55 with no in between.

  18. Charmless Man

    And then a smaller mouth comes out of the Xenomorph’s main mouth…

  19. GreatJobFish

    At least Indiana Jones knows not to drink from the same cup in the search for the Grail.

  20. “Kneel down right here, make your tongue do this, close your eyes and then lean forward. I call it the Undiscovered Country.”

  21. Arzach

    Another of those celebrity blow-up dolls, just that this one is deflated

  22. dangermike

    Kim Cattrall making an eponymous appearance at the opening night of War Horse in New York City.

    fixed.

  23. amIevil

    That Lady has a higher sperm count than me.

    I’m jealous.

  24. SuperT

    An entire show named for her vagina, impressive.

  25. Colin

    Kim Cattrall advises the cameraman “your camera is aimed to high, the real talent and attraction is down here.”

  26. “$100, on the table, NOW!”

  27. friendlyfires

    I’m ninety-six years old and gots the pussy of a fifty-seven year old Christina Brinkley – that’s science!

  28. friendlyfires

    BTW, have you seen my new movie, Whore Worse? That’s not right …

  29. radioheadfangirl

    What an aptly titled film.

  30. nonames

    I think you guys are being a little bit harsh. This is the best Courtney Love has looked in a while.

  31. DrunkRussian

    Horsey want an apple? Hey, you’re not Sarah Jessica Parker!

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