Release the Kraken!
“Hey Kim! Show us your War Horse face!”
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a whinny, er, winner!
Somebody must have said “Frau Bleucher.”
Shouldn’t Sarah Jessica Parker be there?
Y’know those semi-transparent plastic masks dudes wear when they rob stuff? Yeah…
She had a great ass in Police Academy 20 years ago
I totally forgot about that…you’re right… wasnt she in mannequin or some shit, too ?
And yea, definitely remember the Porkys nude scene…
Aw, who the fuck am I kidding, I’d still hit it.
wait, she was the one in mannequin?
Kim: “Is there a bee in my nose?”
Kim is ageless. Mainly because she’s looked 57 for the last two decades.
Why is she refusing to take a semi attractive photo lately?
Don’t look directly into the Ark! Keep your eyes shut!
It’s funny how I never pictured her like this, back in my youth, when I used to jack off to her nude scene on my VHS dub of Porky’s.
She had a nude scene in Porky’s? GTFO.
Nymphomaniac gym teacher, no less.
War Horse?? You mean Sex and the City 3: Return of the Carrie?
“Bartender, (Hiccup) Bring me another double…..whaddya mean I’m cut off? (Hiccup)”
At this point she takes off her wig, scratches her bald head and turns a couple of us into mice…
Ooh! The Witches reference. I tip my imaginary hat to you good sir.
That’s not the War Horse, that’s the Battle Axe.
Lindsay’s looking better every day.
It was on this spot right heah that I fucked the whole football team in high school.
Just watched ‘Big Trouble in Little China’ with my kids last weekend. Hard to believe that is even her in that movie. She went from 20 to 55 with no in between.
And then a smaller mouth comes out of the Xenomorph’s main mouth…
At least Indiana Jones knows not to drink from the same cup in the search for the Grail.
“Kneel down right here, make your tongue do this, close your eyes and then lean forward. I call it the Undiscovered Country.”
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.