Don’t drink, don’t smoke… What the hell’d you do?
OK Johnny Depp we get it. You’re unique! So you can stop dressing like a flamboyant cowboy of questionable sexual orientation.
Pirates of the Caribbean V?
Pirates of the Caribbean LVII.
It takes a real man to rock a “Huggie Bear – Johnny Depp in Brett Michaels Do-Rag” look.
Nowadays I believe they’re called “douche-rags.”
I’m a cowboy…on a steel horse I ride… WTF?
Pirates of the Caribbean: Wrath of the Budget Cuts
He looks uniquely qualified to dispense medical device about mental health issues.
Johnny Depp just gets weirder by the day.
The bowling alley called; they still have your shoes.
Did I miss the memo to the old men telling them that soul patches will make them cool again?
Gahhhh, no shit! That memo needs to be rescinded.
Looks like the Renaissance Fair is in town again. Fucking great.
Frankly this is a lot better when he dressed up like white Michael Jackson Pirate in the 80s.
Actually, he dressed up like that BEFORE Michael Jackson !
Adam: “Does this eye shadow make my ass look big?”
Had no idea he was an Hasidic Jew pirate.
That’s Mexican Hasidic Jew pirate.
Hmmm, closet is a little bare here, all I’ve got is one garment from each fad of the past 20 years
LOLWUT? What IS that?
I dont even have a retort to this…..just….wow.
Somebody’s been thrifting without supervision again
Charlie Sheen from the future?
This is what happens when Zorro, Axe Rose and a Janitor raise a kid.
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