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  1. The Winchester

    Don’t drink, don’t smoke… What the hell’d you do?

  2. Yeezy's Son

    OK Johnny Depp we get it. You’re unique! So you can stop dressing like a flamboyant cowboy of questionable sexual orientation.

  3. It takes a real man to rock a “Huggie Bear – Johnny Depp in Brett Michaels Do-Rag” look.

  4. I’m a cowboy…on a steel horse I ride… WTF?

  5. RandaI

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Wrath of the Budget Cuts

  6. He looks uniquely qualified to dispense medical device about mental health issues.

  7. Johnny Depp just gets weirder by the day.

  8. The bowling alley called; they still have your shoes.

  9. Yikes

    Did I miss the memo to the old men telling them that soul patches will make them cool again?

  10. Deacon Jones

    Looks like the Renaissance Fair is in town again. Fucking great.

  11. Frankly this is a lot better when he dressed up like white Michael Jackson Pirate in the 80s.

  12. Bucky Barnes

    Adam: “Does this eye shadow make my ass look big?”

  13. Jacqueline Hyde

    Had no idea he was an Hasidic Jew pirate.

  14. cc

    Hmmm, closet is a little bare here, all I’ve got is one garment from each fad of the past 20 years

  15. Ponkur

    LOLWUT? What IS that?

  16. K Soze

    I dont even have a retort to this…..just….wow.

  17. Mark R

    Somebody’s been thrifting without supervision again

  18. intheface

    Charlie Sheen from the future?

  19. Croft

    This is what happens when Zorro, Axe Rose and a Janitor raise a kid.

  20. I call this one revenge of the Burundi wtich doctors.

  21. Michelle

    Holy crap this guy is still alive? Wait why are they taking pictures of him? Some photog broke his glasses and thought it was Mr. Depp. Fuck Fish I hope you didn’t have to pay for this

  22. Charmless Man

    Every month he takes his pitiful royalty check and hits every vintage clothing store in a 20 mile radius, buying indiscriminately.

  23. yoyored

    i thought that was madonna at first glance

  24. Lita

    He looks like a prettier, more feminine Johnny Depp.

  25. “I’m just a spaceman helmet, Dracula cape and tutu from proving to you how completely sane I am.”

  26. Ismoss

    Oh hell I was just going to make a joke about Adam Ant and its really him.

  27. Whoomp there it is

    … and take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.

  28. Simole

    Stand and deliver….. my new clothes please cos I seem to have gotten those of a homosexual future cowboy.

  29. Little Captain Richard Sparrow.

  30. tkb

    If I strip for you will you strip for me?

  31. Good to see they’ve finally cast the role of Dildo Baggins.

  32. friendlyfires

    Let me be adamant … or was that Johnny Depp? Nevermind, they’re still taking photo!

  33. Sangriatic

    Some bugger stole his lace cravat and left him with that ugly bandanna.

  34. Yeah, um, I’m not going to sleep tonight.

    Thanks.

  35. Oh NO Adam, NO ! He used to be so Goddamn gorgeous.

    Even when he had Apache war stripes painted all over it ! ! I feel sad… I can’t even joke about this. Damn that thing called TIME!

  36. Senor Trout

    ‘Leaving a studio….’ good one. ‘Begging to let back into a studio’ may have been more believable.

  37. My childhood is crying.

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