Don’t drink, don’t smoke… What the hell’d you do?

OK Johnny Depp we get it. You’re unique! So you can stop dressing like a flamboyant cowboy of questionable sexual orientation.

It takes a real man to rock a “Huggie Bear – Johnny Depp in Brett Michaels Do-Rag” look.

I’m a cowboy…on a steel horse I ride… WTF?

Pirates of the Caribbean: Wrath of the Budget Cuts

He looks uniquely qualified to dispense medical device about mental health issues.

Johnny Depp just gets weirder by the day.

The bowling alley called; they still have your shoes.

Robble robble?

Did I miss the memo to the old men telling them that soul patches will make them cool again?

Looks like the Renaissance Fair is in town again. Fucking great.

Frankly this is a lot better when he dressed up like white Michael Jackson Pirate in the 80s.

Adam: “Does this eye shadow make my ass look big?”

Had no idea he was an Hasidic Jew pirate.

Hmmm, closet is a little bare here, all I’ve got is one garment from each fad of the past 20 years

LOLWUT? What IS that?

I dont even have a retort to this…..just….wow.

Somebody’s been thrifting without supervision again

Charlie Sheen from the future?

This is what happens when Zorro, Axe Rose and a Janitor raise a kid.

I call this one revenge of the Burundi wtich doctors.

Holy crap this guy is still alive? Wait why are they taking pictures of him? Some photog broke his glasses and thought it was Mr. Depp. Fuck Fish I hope you didn’t have to pay for this

Every month he takes his pitiful royalty check and hits every vintage clothing store in a 20 mile radius, buying indiscriminately.

i thought that was madonna at first glance

He looks like a prettier, more feminine Johnny Depp.

“I’m just a spaceman helmet, Dracula cape and tutu from proving to you how completely sane I am.”

Oh hell I was just going to make a joke about Adam Ant and its really him.

… and take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.

Stand and deliver….. my new clothes please cos I seem to have gotten those of a homosexual future cowboy.

Little Captain Richard Sparrow.

If I strip for you will you strip for me?

Good to see they’ve finally cast the role of Dildo Baggins.

Let me be adamant … or was that Johnny Depp? Nevermind, they’re still taking photo!

Some bugger stole his lace cravat and left him with that ugly bandanna.

Yeah, um, I’m not going to sleep tonight.

Thanks.

Oh NO Adam, NO ! He used to be so Goddamn gorgeous.

Even when he had Apache war stripes painted all over it ! ! I feel sad… I can’t even joke about this. Damn that thing called TIME!

‘Leaving a studio….’ good one. ‘Begging to let back into a studio’ may have been more believable.

My childhood is crying.