Hey Billy Ray! Buy a shirt that fits, retard!
His B cups are trying to make a break for it……. and that’s the least uncomfortable thing about this picture.
A soul patch and button busting man boobs? I guess instead of a simple farmer Zack Snyder is re-imagining Pa Kent as a middle aged yuppie douche bag.
He can’t even get the soul patch right, what the fuck is that thing? An inverted mustache?
I’m just distracted by the oh-so-carelessly-tousled pubic patch on top of his head, but it does look like someone glued a old toothbrush under his chin.
Try to say “Waterworld” without laughing. I dare you.
LOL – you’re right !! I can’t do it !!
This lower beard looks like an extra raw of teeth, I wonder if it serves some special purpose …
Wolf #1: “When this dance is over I say we eat him…”
Wolf #2: “Dibs on the man-boobs!”
Wolf #1: “Damn!”
Kevin Costner IS James Woods IN The Billy Bob Thornton Story.
He has a guitar case full of baseball equipment, just in case a film-shoot breaks out.
if you button it, it will….pop…peekyyoowww…..”Ow my eye!”
I laughed out-loud! Nice!!
Wow! Apolo Ohno in 20 years!
Reminds me of every 40 woman I know trying to fit into the 3 sizes too small levis grasping at the last shred of youth
He has firmly transitioned into the aged version of your cool uncle who’s been hanging on to that image a little too long.
He has that “douchebag” look…
Why don’t middle school girls don’t post their “I’d still hit it” fantasies like the boys do when there’s a picture of anything with two x chromosomes.
I’d still hit it. Eyes don’t age
I’d still hit it……as long as I can burn that shirt and shave that mustache off his chin ! OH –and brush his hair
Definitely still hit it!!
“Then an accidental overdose of gamma-radiation alters his body chemistry, and now when David Banner grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs…”
Charlton Heston got fat after he died.
The following joke is above KC and beneath me.
Dancing with calories?
it’s James Woods/Billy Bob Thornton/[insert middle aged average douchebag actor here]
Er… Kevin Costner?
He really needs a bra with more support.
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