Hey Billy Ray! Buy a shirt that fits, retard!
His B cups are trying to make a break for it……. and that’s the least uncomfortable thing about this picture.
A soul patch and button busting man boobs? I guess instead of a simple farmer Zack Snyder is re-imagining Pa Kent as a middle aged yuppie douche bag.
He can’t even get the soul patch right, what the fuck is that thing? An inverted mustache?
I’m just distracted by the oh-so-carelessly-tousled pubic patch on top of his head, but it does look like someone glued a old toothbrush under his chin.
Try to say “Waterworld” without laughing. I dare you.
LOL – you’re right !! I can’t do it !!
This lower beard looks like an extra raw of teeth, I wonder if it serves some special purpose …
Wolf #1: “When this dance is over I say we eat him…”
Wolf #2: “Dibs on the man-boobs!”
Wolf #1: “Damn!”
Kevin Costner IS James Woods IN The Billy Bob Thornton Story.
He has a guitar case full of baseball equipment, just in case a film-shoot breaks out.
if you button it, it will….pop…peekyyoowww…..”Ow my eye!”
I laughed out-loud! Nice!!
Wow! Apolo Ohno in 20 years!
Reminds me of every 40 woman I know trying to fit into the 3 sizes too small levis grasping at the last shred of youth
He has firmly transitioned into the aged version of your cool uncle who’s been hanging on to that image a little too long.
He has that “douchebag” look…
Why don’t middle school girls don’t post their “I’d still hit it” fantasies like the boys do when there’s a picture of anything with two x chromosomes.
I’d still hit it. Eyes don’t age
I’d still hit it……as long as I can burn that shirt and shave that mustache off his chin ! OH –and brush his hair
Definitely still hit it!!
“Then an accidental overdose of gamma-radiation alters his body chemistry, and now when David Banner grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs…”
Charlton Heston got fat after he died.
The following joke is above KC and beneath me.
Dancing with calories?
it’s James Woods/Billy Bob Thornton/[insert middle aged average douchebag actor here]
Er… Kevin Costner?
He really needs a bra with more support.
Way back in Waterworld he was going bald.
Someone got hair implants from Brad Pitt.
Stay out of the slim fit section Kev
Quick, where’s Jessica Simpson’s dad? Looks like he needs help covering those suckers up, too!
Just don’t make him shave his soul patch. You wouldn’t like him when he has to shave his soul patch.
He resuscitates every womans fears about aging–that they won’t have a friend to make sure that their whiskers are plucked and not grossing people out.
It sure says something about this world, that Kevin Kostner’s boobs are bigger than the average Victoria’s Secrets Angel. Not sure ‘what’, but it does tell something.
What do you like better: The Bro or the Manzere? Either way, he could use one.
despite ample evidence to the contrary, it has somehow remained a legend that growing a soul patch will, indeed, confer upon you “soul”. incorrect!
HONESTLY, how does his wife let him out of the house looking like this ??
He DOES have douche bag written all over him.
Hmmm……now I understand why his wife lets him out looking like this.
I dont think she knew…it IS her shirt after all!
Bruce Springsteen doesn’t look so well
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Kevin Costner at LAX. (April 15, 2011)