1. I don’t care how many sequins you put on it, your fanny pack still makes you look like an idiot.

  2. All I can say is, thank god she’s wearing clothes!

  3. Cock Dr

    The torso is covered: well done.

  4. Anasztaizia

    Is that fanny pack built in to the shirt? Form AND function!

  5. What’s wrong with her legs??

  6. Gavagai

    Fanny Packs: every girl’s favorite accessory for an evening of short-bus touring and WWF.

  7. Doc Scweinstrudel

    She looks so disproportional It’s like some Vietnamese collected her from spare parts left from morgues what the dogs have already tasted but not finished

  8. Ah, shit, my Mom told me she stayed in last night.

  9. slappy magoo

    Looks like Kat$hit.

  10. Bucky Barnes

    I see she’s wearing her secret decoder ring, maybe she’s trying to solve the mystery of her missing ass. Here’s a hint, it’s always in the last place you look.

    • trogladyke

      Dude women with no ass even feel sorry for’s like something from a cheaply made science fiction “B” movie…

  11. “Standard issue homeless” is a nice step up from “diseased vagrant.”

  12. DKNY

    Is that a fannie pack or a banana hammock?

  13. Charmless Man

    How did her ass get on her knuckle?
    Oh, my bad, that’s a giant flat ring.

  14. dontlooknow

    ..sparkly shirts, NOW with built-in package protection!

  15. Forever Alone

    I would still fuck her.

  16. Hmmm…her tassels are still on the right side. I would have guessed she’d already graduated to become…whatever she is.

  17. tlcmk

    Ke$ha is a me$$.

  18. Beatnik

    Her face says, “You probably don’t want to have sex with me” but her fanny pack says, “Wait! I make change!”

  19. dangermike

    She’s kinda hot when you can’t see most of her. Weird.

  20. SuperT

    That fanny pack must be an excellent way to hide her penis.

  21. If you ate every issue of Cosmo from 1997 until now and then barfed it out, this would be the result.

  22. slim

    she requested something ‘form fitting’ this is what they came up with.

  23. She’s the lovechild of one of the guys from Poison, right?

  24. whiskeyafternoon


  25. desx

    if you just glance at this picture without reading who it is or looking closely below the waist, you might assume this is an atleast somewhat attractive woman, instead of the post-mutation Senator Kelly from X-Men

  26. Ke$ha is really helping Miley Cyrus promote her new fashion line.

  27. Samantha

    WTF is that?!

  28. Scarlet

    She’ll do anything to be like Lady Gaga. Even having a crotch “package”.

  29. MrsWrong

    “Cocaine is a helluva drug”-Rick James

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