I don’t care how many sequins you put on it, your fanny pack still makes you look like an idiot.
All I can say is, thank god she’s wearing clothes!
This is what she should wear to the beach! Much more flattering!
The torso is covered: well done.
Is that fanny pack built in to the shirt? Form AND function!
What’s wrong with her legs??
A1: They’re Ke$ha’s
A2: They’re attached to Ke$ha
Fanny Packs: every girl’s favorite accessory for an evening of short-bus touring and WWF.
She looks so disproportional It’s like some Vietnamese collected her from spare parts left from morgues what the dogs have already tasted but not finished
Ah, shit, my Mom told me she stayed in last night.
Looks like Kat$hit.
I see she’s wearing her secret decoder ring, maybe she’s trying to solve the mystery of her missing ass. Here’s a hint, it’s always in the last place you look.
Dude women with no ass even feel sorry for her..it’s like something from a cheaply made science fiction “B” movie…
“Standard issue homeless” is a nice step up from “diseased vagrant.”
Is that a fannie pack or a banana hammock?
I think it’s both.
How did her ass get on her knuckle?
Oh, my bad, that’s a giant flat ring.
..sparkly shirts, NOW with built-in package protection!
I would still fuck her.
Hmmm…her tassels are still on the right side. I would have guessed she’d already graduated to become…whatever she is.
Ke$ha is a me$$.
Her face says, “You probably don’t want to have sex with me” but her fanny pack says, “Wait! I make change!”
I have $5 on this comment for Most Important.
She’s kinda hot when you can’t see most of her. Weird.
That fanny pack must be an excellent way to hide her penis.
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