Russell Brand at a press conference for Arthur in Sydney, Australia. (April 14, 2011)
“If you do it inverted like this see…it feels like someone else is wanking it…..”
As usual, Russell Brand answers questions by talking out his ass.
Says “stinky mcpoop”. ;)
ha ha ha!!
“My queef? It sounds like this.”
“I want to talk to whoever makes the decisions around here!”
“Don’t worry… it told me who to marry, so it should be able to field your questions.”
The only think I can think is that this piece of shit is banging my Katy!!!
I can’t wait until she leaves him. It’s going to be an amazing day.
Look at him. He’s already dead inside. and for what? oh right. TITTIES!
He’s not really ugly, he just wore a weird shirt.
I’m not sure if you even meant that as a joke, but that’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day! I think I should make that my Facebook status: “I’m not really ugly, I just wore a weird shirt.” LOVE IT!!
Let me show you with the microphone what happens to my penis every time Katie starts talking about God:
Yep. Close enough to what I was going to say. DAMN IT!!
“This is about how far it’s gone up inside myself since I married Katy.”
why are there so many layers of lumpiness on his face?
“I wet ‘em.”
I think he has microphone envy.
The interview we’ve all been waiting for. Russell Brand’s penis finally reveals what it’s like to be inside Katy Perry. It said there isn’t a word yet invented to describe how good it is.
Maybe it’s the only way he can get Katy’s mouth close to his crotch?
How else will the audience laugh at your farts?
this guy’s face is seriously disturbing
Can’t afford more fabric for a shirt?
15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance
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