This one is just too easy.

She does that every time she hears the word “carpet”.

Heeeere, pussy, pussy, pussy!

I don’t get it. Someone asked her to shake her moneymaker?

I can’t wait to lick all the leftover blow off that slab of fiberglass.

Samantha: “Thit! Thith wug-burn weally huts!”

I see an Adam’s Apple. Or maybe just a dislodged tampon.

Now she’s just taunting Lindsay.

‘Told you it was gonna stay like that if you didn’t knock it off

I lick ya boom boom down…

“Put the money in the bag, nice and easy-you know damn well where this tongues been”

Does syphilis make your tongue swell up like that or is it chlamydia?

Reading these comments is like watching wolves take down a deformed muskox.

Oh Clarisse

is it just me, or does she look like tom hanks side kick in Philadelphia?

It was tough being with Lindsay but the two year long aftertaste was the real killer.

I want to see the other side of this picture, the one with Lindsay peering from behind a curtain with binoculars.

Rock out with your cock out.

No pussy is safe tonight!

Oh, c’mon, leave the kid alone.
I have the maximum respect for a dude who wears pink.

She should stop doing that. Leaving her house.

” I musta bulled sumtin’ @ linsee’s las nigh’..”

Tongue whitening and botox injections are all the rage in lesbian Hollywood right now.