“No, no! I said ‘Hey is that guy BIGGER or what?'”
“Now you got to tell me, does Wilfred really talk, or is it all hallucination?”
No Mr. Wood, I don’t want any trouble with you…
On this adventure, I’d bet against the hobbit,
“Excuse me, but I have an Epi pen right here in my purse if you need some help with that bee sting swelling.”
Frodo vs. Black Hulk.
In the news: Gorilla escapes the Los Angeles County zoo.
I smell a sitcom!
“please don’t steal my purse”
It’s hard to believe they’re from the same species, let alone the same gender.
“Ooh! A chocolate Orc! Niiiiice”
Frodo looks alarmingly calm for his first beach troll encounter…
“I don’t think you understand how this whole ‘come at me bro’ thing works…”
Look. Elijah, I am not saying you can look like this in a year…but if you work out for a decade or so.
And here we have Elijah Wood…shitting his pants!
Gimme that ring and that Phial of Galadriel you got, motherfucker!
Dude’s shoulder is bigger then Elijah’s head!
By putting on his magic 80’s shirt, Elijah Wood calls forth the MIGHTY MR. T !!!!!
One of the new slot machines. Put a quarter into his mouth and pull down on his arm…maybe you’ll hit the jackpot and he won’t kill you.
“See, if it was ME? I woulda just throwd yo ass to Mordor.”
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