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  1. electricgrl

    What the hell is Gollum doing at a movie premier?

  2. DeucePickle

    You’re always a star when you’re buddies with the singer from Rascal Flatts.

  3. 92 is the new 92.

  4. Oh hey!! I HAVE seen a Mickey Rooney movie! He was one of those guys that came out of the ground at the end of “Poltergeist,” right?

  5. LJ

    I just looked him up on IMDB and this guy (who is 91) worked in three movies last year, has already done three movies this year and has another one in pre-production.

    Like any of us are going to be able to even stand up at 91, never mind go to work.

  6. Oh shit, I thought he died?? Well, he’s very close to it anyway.

  7. Johnny P!

    Hey kids! Let’s put on a show in the barn!

  8. Cock Dr

    May I suggest a hat?

  9. Cypherpunk

    I thought they wrapped World War Z…

  10. cc

    He looks a lot better than most of his peers.

  11. He calmed down after they explained that he wasn’t at home and thus none of those “kids” were on his lawn.

  12. The Pope

    I thought Benjamin Button would be a sperm by now.

  13. dontkillthemessenger

    He looks like he took a drink from the wrong cup in Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

  14. “All them fuckin’ Jew bastards took my childhood away from me…”

  15. I didn’t know they held film screenings at burn wards.

  16. Psycobiff

    Peter Dinklage, this is your angry future.

  17. Kirk Douglas is a lot more vocal than i remember him

  18. Perplexity

    Poltergeist 2 – great movie. “You’re all gonna die!!”

  19. Skip Rediculous

    Jimmini Jillickers, indeed!

  20. Tillman

    “Where the hell is Judy Garland?! We got a frickin’ movie to shoot here! I’m supposed to meet with President Roosevelt in three hours! Where’s my Packard?! Loose lips sink ships! Hee, hee, hee, *WHEEZE, ACK, COUGH, COUGH, COUGH* goddammit…”

  21. The Brown Streak

    “Who’s up for another episode of Tales from the Crypt?”

  22. Mickey

    GET OFF MY LAWN!

  23. neo_v

    I’ll see your Harry Dean Stanton and raise you Mickey Rooney

  24. tlmck

    “I’m not dead yet ya bastards!”

  25. Grand Poobah

    time to go skateboarding..

  26. Napoupi

    Man… why did they have to cut the crypt keeper’s hair ?

  27. little turtle head

    We come to this sight to make fun of the obvious but I can’t on someone like him… He’s a living legend!!!

  28. mbcl

    ‘When older men attack’

  29. Inviting ACTUAL zombies to the premiere of the Walking Dead! BRILLIANT!!!

  30. Voicer

    WAIT!!! If he’s holding his hand, HOW IS HE making his mouth move??? Bravo!

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