superficial

  1. The face is crooked and she’s inexplicably wearing shorts under her skirt, but I’m going to allow it. I’d still like to see her naked.

  2. DeucePickle

    Seen here modelling the Malkovich Collection.

  3. “Psssst….SeƱora Del Ray, she looks dead, no?

  4. The lady in the back says it all, “BOOOORRRRIIINNGG”

  5. Heard in the background:
    You tell her what happened to her shirt in the dryer…
    No… YOU tell her..

  6. Wake up late, and honey put on your clothes, and take the wedding car to the liquor store.

  7. cc

    She slept on one side of her face…during her three years in a coma.

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    Axl Rose is hitting that? Fame is a powerful bastard… it still works a decade after everyone assumed you died.

  9. ****AFTER FURTHER REVIEW BY OUR JUDGES****

    I really don’t know anything other than what Wikipedia says, but I like the way she looks…
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/13/Lana-Del-Rey-340_451.jpg[/img]

  10. Frank Burns

    Kudos to newcomer Lana Del Ray for beating out Scarlett Johansson in the “I slept with a gross old man” category. Her vomit-inducing dalliance with Axl Rose makes the nausea induced by seeing Scarlett with Sean Penn feel like just a deep, chili-flavored belch in comparison.

  11. dinosaurland

    She’s like a giraffe that can’t dress itself.

  12. Yep, this picture’s about as exciting as that fucking audio Sominex, “Video Games”.

  13. Grand Poobah

    needs more makeup really badly

  14. Dude

    Something about here but mostly you want to slap her in the face, might even help the supid facial expression.

  15. John

    What do you mean Stephanie Seymour has the exact same dress!?!?!??!??!??!

  16. The Brown Streak

    Some old man in Florida just bought those pants.

  17. Swearin

    What’s with this pose, is she offering herself as tribute for District 12?

  18. Debuante

    HOLY CRAP ! I bought that same skirt/shorts thing-y a couple months back at H & M ! It retails for about 12 bucks. One would think Del Ray woulds pend more money than I do on wardrobe !

  19. Too much AXL grease!

  20. Scully

    I wish I had a really quiet & mumbling font in which to write my sarcastic comment.

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