superficial

  1. I see nipples. That’s good. I see belly button hole. That’s bad. Basically a wash.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    She gives that young guy a stipend and a new car and all he has to do is hit that occasionally?

    I would’ve been a lot cheaper to get… like a MetroCard and the In Living Color DVD set.

  3. EricLr

    She just got a text telling her how old she is.

  4. cc

    The original lard ass.

  5. I think she should have to carry a permit to look that good!

  6. Little Tongue

    Seems like her nipple pincher still has a job, after all…

  7. treetrucks

    At least she doesn’t have to worry about her tits getting in her way.

  8. jd

    When your ass is that big you really need enough tit to balance it out.

  9. Grand Poobah

    Its a big hair day, I need some nipple to keep people looking up at the front of me..

  10. I never knew they made sausage casing in that color.

  11. Perplexity

    JLo, seen after cutting diamonds with those.

  12. Bigalkie

    World’s Sexiest Woman.. Right!!!

  13. tlmck

    The pokies in the front ain’t bad, but the giant one in the back is a deal breaker.

  14. Grand Poobah

    looks like the bitch comes complete with a carrying handle

  15. Huh?

    I see fat people

  16. I want to beat this woman to death with a churro

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