I see nipples. That’s good. I see belly button hole. That’s bad. Basically a wash.
She gives that young guy a stipend and a new car and all he has to do is hit that occasionally?
I would’ve been a lot cheaper to get… like a MetroCard and the In Living Color DVD set.
She just got a text telling her how old she is.
. . . and the number is so long it runs off the screen.
The original lard ass.
I think she should have to carry a permit to look that good!
Seems like her nipple pincher still has a job, after all…
At least she doesn’t have to worry about her tits getting in her way.
When your ass is that big you really need enough tit to balance it out.
Its a big hair day, I need some nipple to keep people looking up at the front of me..
I never knew they made sausage casing in that color.
JLo, seen after cutting diamonds with those.
World’s Sexiest Woman.. Right!!!
The pokies in the front ain’t bad, but the giant one in the back is a deal breaker.
looks like the bitch comes complete with a carrying handle
I see fat people
I want to beat this woman to death with a churro
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Jennifer Lopez on the set of American Idol in Los Angeles. (April 12, 2012)