1. Just a regular day, out catching flies.

  2. He’s just a little into grunge.

  3. His tongue is short too.

  4. They have a short photographer following him now?

  5. Black.And.White.Minstrel

    Spunked! My life as a sock.

  6. Johnny P!

    Enjoying the lingering aroma and flavor of all the sexy knees he’s bumped into today.

  7. Skarsgaard has his eyes, I have my stumped tongue… Ladies?

  8. His character, Tyrion Lannister has the best lines on Game of Thrones. I can’t even rip on him.

  9. Dick Hell

    You little bastard! Get back in my garden!

  10. I heard he got kicked out of a nudist camp the other day cause he kept putting his nose in everyone’s business.

  11. tbone

    is that a dick coming through from the other end?! he is short!

  12. Dinklage walks into a doctor’s office and says, “I need to see the doc…RIGHT NOW!” The receptionist says, “You’ll just have to be a little patient.”

  13. brit

    Eats one of Billy Goats Gruff. Licks lips after feast

  14. cc

    I am pretty sure that’s the mutant dog from “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”.


  16. Little Tongue

    Lollipops aren’t supposed to stick a tongue out. Just sayin’…

  17. Grand Poobah

    Doing rimming exercises before he gets in the SUV to go off to…….

  18. Grand Poobah

    Monty Python’s Nights of Ni say you can’t you have to pay the troll first!

  19. Psycobiff

    Only a little fella like him can pull off wearing the foreskin cap.

  20. Not pictured: the bell on the end of his hat

  21. Grand Poobah

    Did you say his name was Peter DinkLittle?

  22. Bigalkie

    Russell Brand

  23. GregVersion2

    In a controversial choice, the film Mirror Mirror decided to add an eighth dwarf, Pervy.

  24. Jason H

    This is the eighth dwarf, “Cunnilingus”. Snow White’s little secret.

  25. The Brown Streak

    Santa’s elves spent their summer holiday in the tropical beaches of eastern Canada.

  26. John


  27. Peter Dinklage is the best new celebrity, best character on GoT

  28. Swearin

    Hey look, it’s Stoner Smurf!

  29. Nobody

    I just pictured waking up next to that in the morning and I pissed my bed. It was rather a feat, because I’m standing in line at the grocery store.

  30. journalschism

    Shorter Hugh Laurie.

  31. Matt

    fiance = man
    fiancee = woman

  32. mbcl

    Great, even Lilliput has hipsters now.

  33. “Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you’ve had in your entire life. I’ve got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.”

  34. tron

    Beanie baby

  35. Just here for the laughs

    Coolest Lannister ever.

  36. The Horror

    The Kelly Brook pics I was spanking it to in the next Crap I Missed lead straight to this? My chub-on is gone, probably forever. Thanks a bunch, bastards.

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