1. At first glance, it might seem Mike is trying to jokingly re-create infamous ear biting incident but in reality, he got wind that Charlie Sheen is made of pure coke…

  2. Ha, ha! Look how funny I am! I’m mocking the time I bit off another humans ear! Aren’t I amusing?

  3. “Ha, ha! Look how funny I am! I’m mocking the time I bit off another humans ear! Aren’t I amusing? Now bend over Charlie and I’ll mock some other things I’ve done in my past!”

  4. I hope Mike has had a tetanus shot. There’s no telling where Sheen has been.

  5. Geez, get a new gimmick already. Actually, that goes for both of them.

  6. Careful, Charlie…he’s not fucking around!

  7. He’s a junkie. Daily earwax fix.

  8. Charlie is wincing because Mike’s breath wreaks of child-meat.

  9. Charlie Sheen explores one part of eroticism he hasn’t yet experienced.

  10. Next picture should be Tyson washing his mouth out with bleach.

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