superficial

  1. Kurt, buddy… Tell me the name of your optometrist… I promise I’ll make it quick.

  2. Looks like SOMEBODY just made the Mile High Club!

  3. i want kurt’s shirt.

  4. Looks like Goldie’s about as far along as Halle Berry.

  5. the blood test reveals the alien thing is, in fact, in the room.

  6. I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why’re you dressed like that?

  7. “Mom, is it true Grandma and Grandpa were at Woodstock and they still sell pot brownies from their little shack on the island?”
    “Yes.”
    “I’ve never met them. How will I know who they are when they get off the plane and… oh. Never mind”

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    Shouldn’t Goldie be wearing the t-shirt with an arrow pointing down?

  9. menwholooklikekennyrogers.com

  10. Joe Blow

    LAX has a homeless shelter?

  11. SamJo

    “Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I’m the Dude, man.”

  12. So, she finally dumped Kurt. I’m surprised she took up with uncle si from duck dynasty.

  13. Snake would never escape from New York now. I don’t think he could escape from the retirement home. Goldie is a muppet.

  14. Swearin

    So he’s becoming Lloyd Bridges and she’s becoming beef jerky

  15. Skippy86

    I heard you were dead.

  16. Oh, fer fucksake! It’s Ma and Pa Kettle.

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