How does he keep the pussy away?
Lord knows he can’t outrun it on that thing.
We are done here.
So scooters and helmets are cool now, but shoelaces are not?
Steppenwolf has just recorded a new road anthem specifically for this guy and others of his ilk. It’s called “Born to be Mild.”
Somewhere Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper are laughing their asses off.
Behold, our next Captain America which is somehow 10% less derby.
The personification of the pussyfication of society today.
Hey shithead… nice bike! Why don’t you go home and play with some puppets or something! LOL!! What? He’s ACTUALLY going home to play with some puppets? Well… that was weird.
Spaceballs TIE fighter.
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Jason Segel at Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood. (April 11, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN