1. Why does he have a left scarecrow arm?

    • After breaking out of the Fox River State Penitentiary, Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell got his hand chopped off by a fellow escapee. Later on, to avoid detection and re-imprisonment, he underwent one of the most successful plastic surgery/skin-darkening treatments of all time.

  2. Everything is cool so long as Morgan Freeman doesn’t take off his bitch-slapping glove.

  3. Tiggles

    “Well, she said ‘no glove, no love’”.

  4. Hey oh!

    Are they honoring him with another freckle?

  5. Looks like he’s getting ready for the Happy Gilmore remake.

  6. “No, she wasn’t my mistress, and this one isn’t, either.”

  7. The Pope

    Tom Jones has a hell of a tan!

  8. Everything in life should be read in a Morgan Freeman voice.

  9. Cletus

    Who let Toby off the farm? Back to the cotton fields with ya.

  10. “Who’s THIS bitch?!”

  11. I SEE WHITE BITCHES

  12. So,Morgan Freeman is bringing back the one glove thing? Great.

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