superficial

  1. Miss Moppet

    Whoah someone had a little too much botox. Her forhead is tighter than the closeups of her feet in Kil Bill.

  2. Looks like Uma’s gone 100% Nazi.

  3. John Travolta

    Wow. Sue the people that fucked up your face, because you really look like an idiot.

  4. Someone mixed up the Noxzema with the Nair again.

  5. Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

  6. I bet you could put her in Tilda Swinton’s glass museum box and no one would notice the difference.

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    What’s the next size up from man hands?

  8. What’s with the Klingon forehead?

  9. Amanda Seyfried

    What is wrong with that woman’s eyes? They’re like a mile apart.

  10. JasonH

    She looks like a cross between Tilda Swinton and Cate Blanchett in this picture. That’s not a good thing.

  11. The glare off her forehead is so bright, I gotta wear shades.

  12. SMB

    …one day, someone is gonna have to sit me down and explain what the big fuckin’ deal is (ever was) about this fugly chick.

  13. much too soon to give up on makeup Uma.

  14. She’s playing Toni Collette in Muriel’s Funeral…?

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