superficial

  1. “Look, what’s it gonna take? A BJ? A handjob? What?”

  2. This suitcase full of coke isn’t going to unload itself!

  3. Frank Burns

    “Ms. Reid please, just shut up, put the bags in the trunk, and drive the guy to his hotel.”

  4. “If you can’t have open vodka bottles inside the cab, can’t you just put all of them in the trunk?”

  5. The carte is the only smarte thing in the photo.

  6. “$1500 with a condom, $2 without”

  7. Lady Moustache

    You’re right. If she was drunk, she’d be driving her own car.

  8. cc

    The price is ‘Jenny McCarthy’ what?

  9. IF THERE’S NOT ANY BOOZE IN HERE I’M JUST NOT GETTING IN

  10. “Oh come on, Lindsay Lohan can get $100,000 for a bj, I’m worth at least $20,000, right?”

  11. Okay, I don’t need a ride, but will you give me your $5 for round the world?

  12. Crystal

    “All passengers ride for the price of one”…

  13. gooch

    The cab was white before she sat in it.

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