superficial

  1. would you fuck me? i’d fuck me. i’d fuck me hard. i’d fuck me so hard.

  2. Is that a fucking camel toe?

  3. “Trans-” something, anyway.

  4. Somebody turned the genderblender to “Chop.”

  5. he looks like 80 pounds of chewed bubble gum wrapped in a scarf

  6. Cock Dr

    This isn’t Steve Tyler, I see NO SCARVES.

  7. That’s more facial hair than you’d think the “world’s first super model” would have.

  8. Coming soon to a theatre near you: The Last Bastardifurcation of Christ.

  9. Seen here at a presser for SHIBBIDDA SHABBADDA SHAPPATTA WOOO – THE MUSICAL.

  10. Now if he’d just hook up with Bruce Jenner, my life would be complete.

  11. They should just have this picture printed on those certain containers of poisonous substances that tell you to ‘induce vomiting’.

  12. Joy

    He doesn’t look like he’s got much going on down there.

  13. Goddamn! Posing like that could smush a guy’s goodies.

  14. Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me so hard.

  15. Well,he does have Jesus’ figure.

  16. Jam

    Dude really does look like a (bearded) lady.

  17. Jenn

    Put the lotion in the basket!! ..my tootsies are a lil ashy, darlin.

  18. Dude, dude, dude, dude dress like a lady!

  19. dingus

    Wrong title, should say Steven Tylers microphone.

  20. Well, well Hello, Dolly,
    Well, Hello, Dolly,
    It’s so nice to have you back where you belong!!

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