Johnny Depp at the premiere of 'Transcendence' in Westwood, CA. (April 10, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Can’t you read, asshole?”
He’s Johnny Depp. He kisses what he wants, when he wants and where he wants. Ask Kimmel.
“Why Johnny Can’t Read: The Anniversary Edition” is available at fine bookstores everywhere.
I’m .. I’m confused. He looks on target to me.
Is that how you spell bukkake?
Like a poor marksman you keep missing your target!
I think I’d still stick with Cumberbatch as the reimagined Khan, but maybe when he’s older…
“Black tar heroine. Go now.”
That’s quite a tattoo. She’ll make hundreds of new friends.
Amber Heard has a similar tattoo just below her waistline. She better hope he has better aim.
If she had known that was going to work, she would’ve put that in a VERY different place.
Everyone’s got a picture from a different Johnny Depp movie in this pic and none are from “Pirates.” I find that amusing.
Too bad we can’t see the message on her chin: Teabag here
Oh, sure. I write “Kiss Here” on a body part, show it to Maria Menounos, and *I* end up on the sex offenders’ registry.
“Psssst…next time print that on your vulva.”
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