“Can’t you read, asshole?”
He’s Johnny Depp. He kisses what he wants, when he wants and where he wants. Ask Kimmel.
“Why Johnny Can’t Read: The Anniversary Edition” is available at fine bookstores everywhere.
I’m .. I’m confused. He looks on target to me.
Is that how you spell bukkake?
Like a poor marksman you keep missing your target!
I think I’d still stick with Cumberbatch as the reimagined Khan, but maybe when he’s older…
“Black tar heroine. Go now.”
That’s quite a tattoo. She’ll make hundreds of new friends.
Amber Heard has a similar tattoo just below her waistline. She better hope he has better aim.
If she had known that was going to work, she would’ve put that in a VERY different place.
Everyone’s got a picture from a different Johnny Depp movie in this pic and none are from “Pirates.” I find that amusing.
Too bad we can’t see the message on her chin: Teabag here
Oh, sure. I write “Kiss Here” on a body part, show it to Maria Menounos, and *I* end up on the sex offenders’ registry.
“Psssst…next time print that on your vulva.”
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