superficial

  1. “Can’t you read, asshole?”

  2. Is that how you spell bukkake?

  3. Like a poor marksman you keep missing your target!

  4. “Black tar heroine. Go now.”

  5. That’s quite a tattoo. She’ll make hundreds of new friends.

  6. coljack

    Amber Heard has a similar tattoo just below her waistline. She better hope he has better aim.

  7. If she had known that was going to work, she would’ve put that in a VERY different place.

  8. Swearin

    Everyone’s got a picture from a different Johnny Depp movie in this pic and none are from “Pirates.” I find that amusing.

  9. Too bad we can’t see the message on her chin: Teabag here

  10. Oh, sure. I write “Kiss Here” on a body part, show it to Maria Menounos, and *I* end up on the sex offenders’ registry.

  11. “Psssst…next time print that on your vulva.”

  12. Nutter Butter

    Herpes here…

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