superficial

  1. does Hef call his testicles “Crystal’s Balls”?

  2. Don’t forget everyone, that mouth has had a soft, 80 something year old cock in in very recently, and it will again very soon.
    Have good weekend !

  3. Hef hasn’t motorboated her for fear his dentures will get wedged in between.

  4. “Silicone parts were made for toys” – Sir Mix A Lot

  5. Swearin

    Kind of looks like a younger version of actress Elizabeth Mitchell in this pic

  6. What, no nipples? Cunt!

  7. She licks more wrinkles than a shar pei.

  8. Speaking of Maneaters.

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