does Hef call his testicles “Crystal’s Balls”?
Don’t forget everyone, that mouth has had a soft, 80 something year old cock in in very recently, and it will again very soon.
Have good weekend !
Hef hasn’t motorboated her for fear his dentures will get wedged in between.
“Silicone parts were made for toys” – Sir Mix A Lot
Kind of looks like a younger version of actress Elizabeth Mitchell in this pic
What, no nipples? Cunt!
She licks more wrinkles than a shar pei.
Speaking of Maneaters.
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Crystal Hefner posted this pic to Instagram. (April 10, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN